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  • Gemma was one of the two English Setters which I grew up with. My dad cut her hair like he was trimming a hedge and she regularly had to be chucked into the river to get rid of the mud and shit she rolled in.

    Gemma was one of the two English Setters which I grew up with. My dad cut her hair like he was trimming a hedge and she regularly had to be chucked into the river to get rid of the mud and shit she rolled in.

    • 7 months ago
  • “Was walking up a busy street yesterday when I had to negotiate a chocolate labrador inexplicably lying on its back, across the pavement roasting its balls in the sun. Everyone was acting all concerned like it was sick or something. Needless to say, I knew better.”
    — Daniel Bird, 2012
    • 7 months ago
  • My father’s dog, Murphy.

    My father’s dog, Murphy.

    • 7 months ago
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  • “When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”
    — Hunter S. Thomson
    • 7 months ago
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